Those excited to get in on the action they played a year ago are pre-ordering Battlefield Hardline's beta.
The game is currently set to feature all new glitches, bugs and lag issues in order for players to feel fully involved during the "development process".
There is rumoured to be a new game mode involving random chance mechanics were players continuously navigate Battlelog until they are one of the lucky few that may join a game. Once in the game, there will be a new scoring system where the person with the highest amount of random suicides is the winner.
When asked why the developers decided to charge money for the beta, our reporter was abducted and taken to EA headquarters, which appears to be underneath a volcano in a tropical island. Last we heard he is currently being tortured by sharks with freaking laser beams.
Source: Former EA employees (By former we mean assassinated).
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