Monday, 12 January 2015

Razer Has Deep Sales That Penetrate Buyer's Wallets



Gaming peripheral company Razer is currently molesting customers wallets as they gear up to have a huge dick sale tonight at 6:00 PM, PDT.

Customers will be left feeling raw and agitated tomorrow morning as they realize they will have to go back to working the streets after buying a ton of gaming gear.

EGN would like to take this moment to publicly warn those of the dangers of unprotected gaming. Always be safe and prepared.


Source: Doctor Phil

No comments:

Post a Comment